Bob The Tomato Found Dead at 28

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Heartbreaking news this evening as the beloved Bob Henson, who you may know as the tomato from Christian animation show “VeggieTales” has been found dead this evening in the cafeteria, a victim of squishing.

His body was found on the floor in the overflow area at approximately 12:49PM. It was a very gruesome scene, but surprisingly, there was a lack of tomato juice on the scene. This meant that this crime did not happen recently. Authorities have ruled Bob’s death as an accident, and a suspect is currently at large. As police search for them, they are facing charges of manslaughter or first-degree murder, depending on whether there was intent in this crime.

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The Burning River is a satire project documenting events of Cleveland, Ohio, as well as surrounding areas. It is also a class project. Lol.

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